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Dad Tax Making Sure It's Not Poison Hilarious T-Shirt

Dad Tax Making Sure It's Not Poison Hilarious T-Shirt

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You know the rule—before any food or candy is truly “safe,” it has to pass Dad’s inspection. This tee captures dads doing what they do best: claiming their rightful “Dad Tax” in the name of safety (and maybe a little hunger).

Whether he’s swiping fries or taking a “safety sip,” this shirt is made for the undisputed king of kid-meal confiscation. Comfortable, casual, and packed with classic dad energy—just the way he likes it.

Bella Canvas Features

The Bella Canvas t-shirt fits like a well-loved favorite. It has the following features:

  • 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton

  • Ash color is 99% airlume cotton and 1% polyester

  • Lightweight fabric (4.2oz)

  • Retail fit and pre-shrunk

  • Fits true to size

  • Shoulder taping prevents stretching

  • Side-seamed to help retain its shape longer

  • Ribbed knit collar

Bella Canvas Size Chart

 

Size
Body
Length
Body
Width
Sleeve
Length
XS
27"
16.5"
8"
S
28"
18"
8.25"
M
29"
20"
8.625"
L
30"
22"
9.125"
XL
31"
24"
9.625"
2XL
32"
26"
10.25"
3XL
33"
28"
4XL
34"
30"

 

Care Instructions

  • Wash inside out
  • Gentle cycle or hand wash with similar colors
  • Use cold water
  • Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to extend life of the shirt
  • Do not dry-clean
  • Do not iron the design
  • Do not use fabric softener, dryer sheets, scent beads or vinegar. Can cause adhesive on design to fail.

Note: Colors on final products may vary slightly from images shown due to different screen resolutions on computer and mobile devices.

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