Dad Tax Embroidered T-Shirt | Funny Dad Shirt | If I’m Buyin’ I’m Tryin’ Tee

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Every dad knows the rules… if he’s paying for the snacks, drinks, or desserts, he’s definitely getting a bite.

This funny embroidered “Dad Tax” t-shirt features playful food graphics paired with the hilarious phrase: “If I’m Buyin’ I’m Tryin’”

Designed for dads with a great sense of humor, this embroidered t-shirt is the perfect combination of funny, stylish, and relatable. Featuring bold stitched lettering, this shirt makes a great everyday tee for dads who are known for sneaking fries, sampling ice cream, or claiming the official “dad tax” on every snack run.

Whether you’re shopping for Father’s Day, a birthday gift, or just want a funny dad shirt that gets compliments and laughs, this embroidered design is a standout addition to any dad’s wardrobe.

This shirt is made for the dads who always claim “just one bite."

Gildan Features

The Gildan T-shirt has the following features:

100% cotton (5.3 oz)

Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability

Classic fit

Rib collar

Gildan Adult Size Chart

Size	Body Length	Body Width	Sleeve Length
S	28”	18”	15.125”
M	29”	20”	16.5”
L	30”	22”	18”
XL	31”	24”	19.5”
2XL	32”	26”	21”
3XL	33”	28”	22.375”
4XL	34”	30”	23.675”

Gildan Youth Size Chart

Size	Body Length	Body Width	Sleeve Length
Y-XS	20.5”	16”	13.5”
YS	22”	17”	14.5”
YM	23.5”	18”	15.5”
YL	25”	19”	16.25”
Y-XL	26.5”	20”	17.5”

Care Instructions

Wash in gentle cycle or hand wash
Embroidery can easily snag on zippers and buttons - to avoid this turn inside out when washing.
Wash with cold water
Lay flat and hang dry
Do not dry-clean
Do not iron directly on design. If you need to iron, turn inside out and use a low setting over the embroidery.
Do not use fabric softener or bleach

Note: Colors on final products may vary slightly from images shown due to different screen resolutions on computer and mobile devices.